I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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