Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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