Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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