yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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