i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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