My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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