Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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