David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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