I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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