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oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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