I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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