I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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