Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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