It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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