honey bunches of taint.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?