On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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