i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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