But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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