If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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