So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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