He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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