Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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