I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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