His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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