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(480): View more from Arizona

too bad you live with your parents still

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(732): View more from New Jersey

feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out

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(+44): View more from England

Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.

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(210): View more from Texas

beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.

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(239): View more from Florida

im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.

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(360): View more from Washington

Im 95% ready to shit behind 711

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(916): View more from California

Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays

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(514): View more from Quebec

She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."

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