Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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