let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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