Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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