Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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