I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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