Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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