big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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