Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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