is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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