she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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