Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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