...so i touched it.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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