Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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