He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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