I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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