Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff