Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper