the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
i think my cat just said my name.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?