so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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