As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Its about making memories worth repressing
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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