i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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