Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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