One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
