I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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