Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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