I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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