Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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