You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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