Don't you send me to vm
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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