...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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