i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
