Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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